American Jesus wrote the Bible
When it comes to religion, everyone has a different interpretation of the Bible and its history. At least, we can all agree that Jesus existed and lived in Israel. Regarding who wrote the book, historians say that more than ten people did it.
However, this internet user doesn’t care much about historical facts. They swear that Jesus was American and that he wrote the Bible himself. Perhaps this person is so sure of themselves because they live in a parallel dimension where all they say is true.