He could not take the plunger out of him
We do not want to sound too skeptical of these patients’ versions. But their stories seem to be getting weirder and weirder. Sure, those kinds of freak accidents happen at any time. And you can use them to explain why there are foreign objects inside peculiar places.
When this gentleman had to get to the emergency room and potentially face surgery to remove a plunger from his behind, he decided to embellish the facts a little bit. We will never know if the story he told was true, but the surgeon did not believe him one bit.