Using sausages as your bulge turned out to be a bad idea
If you are single, you know that the dating world is like a jungle. There is no tactic too exaggerated to get potential partners to notice you. It might sound a little bit deceptive, but when you are looking for love, you cannot think straight. All that matters is the objective.
This man was stabbed, and doctors needed to cut his pants in order to assess the damage, but he refused to let the professionals see his legs. It turns out that he had tapped a sausage to his inner thigh to make it look like he had a large bulge in his pants.