Tommy Is Having a Bad Day
What do you do when you are having a bad day, and it feels like all your problems are happening at the same time? Be like Tom! Come up with a mouthful of a word or two that best describe the ‘fuckcrustable’ day you are having!
If I had to use words like ‘chumpfuckery’ and ‘cromulent fuckcrustable’ to describe how my day went, I’d definitely need a drink. While this could win the title of worst tweet ever, you must admit that it is quite hilarious. Have a cromulent fuckcrustable day!