A new kind of walk of shame
In your 20s, the walk of shame was all about coming back from a party or date at sunrise. But, in your 40s, those two options end at around 10 PM because you get tired pretty quickly, and you also have to go to work early the following day. So what is the equivalent to the walk of shame for us over 40?
Henpecked Hal could not have described it better in his tweet. When you turn 40, your noisy neighbors are your worst nightmare. If you take out the trash a little bit later than them, they are definitely going to judge you for it.