A distracted person eats a bowl full of pins for breakfast
It’s quite possible that people are exceptionally distracted in the morning, especially before they’ve had their coffee. Just look at the following picture. There is one thing, though, we keep asking ourselves, and that is why would someone have a bag of pushpins in their kitchen cupboard. We don’t get it.
Imagine the following scenario: after sleeping through the alarm (thanks, snooze button), and getting up late, breakfast has to be quick in order to leave the house on time. But instead of cereal, you accidentally pour pushpins into a bowl. We bet your teeth wouldn’t appreciate this mixup.