This shirtless man is a salad enthusiastic
We have never heard somebody actively or even vaguely crave salad in our entire lives. It is simply not something that our brain or tastebuds desire. Nonetheless, there is someone in L.A. right now who thinks exactly the opposite.
We do not know what he is been up to, or under what influence he is, but someone needs to make sure he is okay. We do not have anything against salad, and we appreciate its health benefits. Still, we are just fine with cravings that are not salad-related.