You do not need new pants, you just need more cake
Sometimes kids can be freaky little creatures saying the most bizarre things you have ever heard. However, they can also be wonderful tiny snuggle balls of immense knowledge that know precisely when to give us the good feelings we so desperately need.
We already adore whoever this 9-year-old is. Their reasoning is impeccable! Why spend money on new jeans when we can just eat cake to fit into our old ones? We will not spare a lot of money on new clothes, and we will definitely enjoy the results.