No small talk, please
Sometimes, we despise corporate events, such as picnics, but we feel obligated to attend to show that we care. Some say there’s no rest for the wicked. This guy had something to say and decided to wear it in a shirt.
Now, he can drink a reasonable amount of beer and then repeatedly gesture to his chest. He’ll leave the small talk to the bosses. All he wants to do is watch the kids play while grilling steaks. Some say we can have anything we want in life if we dress for it.