God Doesn’t Even Know You
This could be sarcastic as well as comical. The conversation stems between God and a human being. The human says, “you know everything about me,” but God answers nope, Google and Facebook know everything about you. He has never even heard about him.
This can be seen from two angles; the first is that scientists still don’t believe in a supreme being who knows it all, and the second is that humans spend more time on social media platforms than communicating with this God. So by default, social media has more knowledge of him than he does. Technology is much more powerful and ominous and should be worshipped instead.